Monday, February 11, 2013

Suggestions

This used to have my personal email and that is not a good idea AT ALL so now all you get is the lyrics (or at least what I think the song says) to Taylor Swift's song, Shake It Off:

I STAY OUT TOO LATE

I GOT NOTHING IN MY BRAIN

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SA-A-AY 

(sassy choir of sisters going MMM-MMM)

THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SA-A-AY 

(sassy choir of sisters going MMM-MMM again)

I GO ON TOO MANY DATES

BUT I CAN'T MAKE 'EM STAY

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SA-A-AY

(the sassy choir, but you know what they do)

THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SA-A-AY

(I'm just going to stop the sassy sisters thing)

BUT I KEEP CRUISING 

CAN'T STOP, WONT STOP MOVIN'

IT'S LIKE I GOT THIS MUSIC

IN MY MIND 

SAYING IT'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT

'CAUSE THE PLAYERS GONNA PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY

AND THE HATERS GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE 

BUT BABY I'M JUST GONNA SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE

I SHAKE IT OFF

I SHAKE IT OFF

I I I SHAKE IT OFF

I SHAKE IT OFF 

AND I'm tired now, bye,

Stay frosty.



Friday, February 8, 2013

Fishtail Braid (Updated) (slightly)

Hey again! This is my second tutorial today, (which doesn't affect you but) I hope you like it! I know that fishtail braids look complicated, but after you practice it a couple of times, it gets to be very easy, even if you are a beginner (I still am! (Yet you decided to start a beauty blog. VERY WISDOM))

Use this picture as your unspiration (not a typo).
Step 1. Split hair into 2 sections of the same size.
 Step 2. Grab the left section of hair and then move a small section of hair from the outside of the right section of hair (if that makes any sense at all) and put it with the left section of hair.
 Step 3. Hold the left section of hair in place and repeat step 2, except with the right section of hair(if that makes any sense at all).
 Keep doing that over and over again until you ask yourself if it's really worth all this work (because it does take SUCH a long time to do), but then you look at the post you saw on Pinterest of some girl's flawless fishtail braid and tell yourself it totally worth it.
I'm going to be honest and tell you that this is like 5 minutes worth of work in this braid and it's not even almost half way done, like, it's ridiculous. 
And this is the final product (colorful pony tail holder optional).

This post isn't the best or most detailed, but at least 13 year old me (and 16 year old me) tried, and that is really what counts.

Stay Frosty.

Horse Tail Braid (Updated)

Hey all! I got bored today so I decided to make a couple of tutorials for you! 
I made this tutorial a while back (when I was 13 (I'm 16 now, so it will be MUCH more detailed) and I really didn't do the best job) and I realized that I left out a lot of information so I hope that this new addition to the post will be much more clear.
Horse tail braid (and my super stylish colorful pony tail holders).

 Step 1. Make a pony tail.
 Step 2. Grab a section of hair. The section of hair can be bigger or smaller than the one shown above, depending on how big you want the braid to be.
 Step 3. Split the section into three smaller sections as though you are making a regular braid.
 Step 4. Make a french braid down the pony tail by adding other (big or small) sections of hair into the existing sections of hair.
I am using the word section a lot and it's getting on my nerves.
 Step 5. Honestly, this step is just a continuation of the last one so just keep scrolling or admire how majestically shiny my sister's hair is.
 This used to say "Looking good!" but I removed it because (a.) I complimented myself and that is just no I can't even and (b.) I used waaaaaaaay too many exclamation points in this post.
So, here is your final product. This post was a little rushed and I could've made it a LITTLE more detailed with more pictures and sarcastic comments, but since my 13 year old self makes like no sense, I am going to wish you good luck in the making of your majestic horse tail braid and good luck in understanding my post. 

Stay frosty.


Friday, January 25, 2013

Braided Nails (Updated)

Braided nail tutorial!

Hey world! This is my first post :D (I actually used an emoji here. What is life?) Hope you like it!
For my first post I have decided to show you guys to make (poorly and messily) braided nails.


 Step 1. Place a foundation color. I used these three colors because I was 13 and I actually thought it was a good combination but 16 year old me frowns upon that because this is just all kinds of wrong.
Also, if you actually do like the color combination, the brands of nail polish I used for this are Sinful Colors (my fav) and Color Club (which is not good at all but it looks nice for the 15 minutes it lasts).



Step 2. Make a stripe out of color of choice like so. Also, unlike myself, try to not pain your FINGERS instead of your NAILS.


Step 3. Make another stripe out of color of choice. Look at my chubby fingers, they're like hot dogs or something.

Step 4. then start over again with pink. Or whatever other ugly color you want to use IDEK.

 Step 5. Keep the cycle going until you run out of room :D (Why did no one tell 13 year old me that emoticons and several exclamation points are annoying? And also that emoticons are not a proper form of punctuation) It should look something like this when you are done (except a lot better).



You can use any colors you want because almost any colors look good blended together (except these three) and. also. if you're going to take a picture of your freshly done nails, use better non-ghost-looking lighting.

Stay frosty.